FEELS SHIT TO BE BACK
So, I’ve not wrote on here for a year and a half, in which I’ve passed my first year of university, become captain of the men’s lacrosse team at said university and broken and had my heart broken. I’m still sewing a fresh wound that got delivered to me by the body of an angel, face of a freshly fisted arse hole, so I apologize for any deviation from the egotistical machismo that usually gropes at my writing.
This year is mine. Sorry, I know 6 days ago you said the same, but you were wrong. I’ll be discarding old luggage that I still want to keep, but can’t, because I’m a dickhead and lost it. I’ll no doubt become a prick and fuck about for a while, comparing. It’s how it goes, no?
However, this year, I’m going to be writing more than you get laid. Which probably still gives me a fair few nights to go and get shit faced and end up waking next to someone with the lowest self esteem and for good reason.
Oh and if anyone has any contacts for magazines like GQ or Esquire, let me know :D
Thanks and thanks.